postprandial: happening or done after a meal.
Then Yahweh said, “I cannot be everywhere at once, and I cannot leave the man by himself. I will make him a helper as his partner.”a
So out of the ground Yahweh formed every animal…
Borrowing from the traditions of other gods, Yahweh made a river flow out of Eden to water the garden. From the garden, it divides and becomes four rivers. The first river, Pishon, flows…
panache: dash or flamboyance in manner or style.
(Featuring images from The Brick Testament.)
Here is another story of how the heavens and earth were created. You liketh stories, don’t you? Surely. I kneweth you did.
The day…
elegiac: relating to the mourning or remembering of the dead.
And God said, “Let there be lights in the dome of the sky to separate the day from the night,” which he kind of already did on day one, but now he was geeking around with his dome. God…
Then God said, “Let’s have the waters under the sky scoot over a little. Now let the dry land appear.” And land was created. Awesome! God called the land Pangaea and the scooted-over waters…
